See ya, Walt

On the prospect of leaving Disney...

Ian: Kinda sad to leave tomorrow.

Caroline: Why aren't vacation days longer?

 Me, the wet-blanket realist

Disney meets its match

Disney staff: Does anyone know what happened in 1930?  [The dog was renamed Pluto because of the planet.]
Ian [speaking up]: Well, Pluto isn't really a planet, it's a dwarf planet.  That was discovered in 2006.

Misperceptions

Enoch went on vacation.

He took 50% of the kids.

What he thought I'd be doing

What I thought I'd be doing

What I'm actually doing

Two truths and one lie

Which one of the following conversations did NOT happen in real life?

Caroline: It's brussel sprouts!  I love those!

Me: You do??

Caroline: Can we please have these for dinner?

Me: Let's pray for our food.
Elliott: No.
Me: No?
Elliott: Just eat.

Ian: Your hair still looks AMAZING from that time you cut it all off.
Me: Thanks!  I know!

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day

Caroline: I don't want to get married.  Love is not my favorite thing.
Me: What is wrong with love?
Caroline: All the kissing and the cheering.
Me: What cheering?
Caroline: At the wedding.